we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Your cock deserves a montage
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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whose parrot is this?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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