She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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