Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce