He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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