Don't make out with my wife yet
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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