Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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