you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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