matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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