your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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