Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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