I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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