So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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