Fine. I'll sleep in my office
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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