If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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