Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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