Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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