part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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