So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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