My girlfriend figured out who you are.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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