If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
