I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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