ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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