protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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