i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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