have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
