You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize