Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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