Grow some girl-balls and come out already
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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