this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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