so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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