I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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