More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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