her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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