If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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