Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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