Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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