How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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