it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
