It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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