btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You can't special order awesome
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He did a backflip because drugs
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