He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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