Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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