We're like a lot better than the average bears
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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