Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
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