I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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