lets start a swedish sibling band together
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Houston, we have a blender
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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