you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He better not be in your backpack
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
