Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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