I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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