If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Did I show you my penis last night?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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