i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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