New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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