I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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