I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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