Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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